Shears

The (fucking)shears item, included in the 1.7 update of Minecraft has become a sort of joke along with it's associated phrase among the CErver community, and has basically turned into a server-wide meme.

History
The item and the meme were introduced to the CErver about a day after the 1.7 update. Player XPeaceChill (aka Eagle) went on a semi-serious rant on how players had been asking for so many things from Notch, ie a sky world, dragons, etc but to no avail, but Notch's response is "FUCK YOU, HAVE SOME SHEARS!" which he has vocalized to the players through the update. The joke became widely used on the server and even resulted in a building in Tab (made by GameSultan) with pixel art of fucking shears with the sign "FUCK YOU, HAVE SOME SHEARS!"

The (fucking) Shears Game
After said rant, the above phrase became used for various situations and spiraled into a sort of "tag" kind of game as players would then carry around fucking shears and throw them at other players causing them to automatically pick them up, whether they wanted to or not. The motherfucker, ie the shears giver will usually type into the chat "FUCK YOU, HAVE SOME SHEARS." This often resulted in an angry response, as the player had then become "shear'd" or "fucked with shears" and was then required to get back at the other person, sometimes through clever means, such as placing shears in chests or furnaces. Or of course, going to the top of high structures and throwing multiple shears off it to the motherfuckers below (Eagle's favorite method.)

The (fucking) Shears Rule
Eagle established a joke rule that of course no one has to follow, that whenever the fucking word "shears" is used, the word "fuck" (or any of fuck's cousin words, such as fucker, fucked, motherfucker, etc) also have to be used in the same sentence.

Variations
Words in the phrase are sometimes replaced with something more appropriate for the situation:
 * Fuck you, have a ban. (used by Eagle before banning player mortenmkl)
 * Fuck you, have subways (mockingly used by pro-warp supporters during the Subway vs. Warp feud)
 * Fuck you sheep/leaves, have some shears! (used when actually using shears for the proper fucking things)
 * Fuck you, have a server crash (used when the server is down, usually due to Slowhoster's terribadness.)